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Pidgin News, Egbon jimoh and Mazi okoroafor weekly episodes fun breakdown of News and happens around Nigeria.
With the world health crisis going on, reading the news can get inundating or even sad; that is why at everyevery.ng we have come up with a way for you to read the news without the intensity that comes with it. We’ve called it Pidgin News.
Our Pidgin news is not the typical reporting of the news in pidgin English; it’s two middle aged Nigerian men discussing the news with the little knowledge they have of the world. It promises humour and also knowledge of everything you need to know about what is going on in the country.

I be inspector general of police? Na the wan wey I read or hear na em I dey tell you. No be every trial you go hear about now… you know how many rape case wey dey court as we dey talk right now? E plenty now

Nna enh, na this morning my pikin tell me say she apply but dem no pick am and I come tell am say make she find another thing to do say big brother no be good place to go o, na em she come nack me with this eighty five million naira news.

Na the exact thing wey Femi Fani Kayode talk be that but even though na stupid question, e no warrant for Femi Fani Kayode to insult am like that and now because of the insult wey e rain for the journalist head e don enter wahala

Abeg explain further because this thing wey you talk now enh, I no understand; Kano singer sing song… dem talk say e blaspheme and sentence am to death. Abeg which kind blaspheme person go blaspheme wey go deserve death sentence?

No be say dem no go share the vaccine but e get somethings wey dem go first do before the thing go spread go other countries. Now wey dem don do the corona virus vaccine for Russia, other countries go buy the sample and test am first… na after that test then dem go start to dey buy am in bulk to share to their people.

Nna enh, na now e get the memo to move. So now wey everybody don commot from PDP go APC because na them be the winning party; by the time PDP win election again and dem put person for presidential seat, dem go deflect again?