Browsing: Egbon and Mazi

Nne enh, common to watch network news yester night na big problem between me and my wife, she talk say na big brother she wan watch and as I no want quarrel now… I come give am remote

No be like that Mazi, the hand sanitizer wey I dey keep for parlour, that big type; na your shop I send my pikin to go buy am and because she no dey hear word, she come go her own friend shop go buy the hand sanitizer and now wey I dey smell am enh…. E be like say e dey smell like pomade

Mr Ibu talk say corona virus no exist for naija, because e no know anybody wey get the disease or wey the disease don kill

See dey person wey dey talk say abacha dey smell. Abacha no smell pass dey amala and gbegiri wey you dey chop almost every day.

Na day before yesterday dem announce am o, say dem don succeed for lap and dem now know how to dey make corona test kit

My brother, exercise is good for the body and I decided say today I go go do some exercise. How far now, wetin dey happen with third mainland bridge because I know say something don happen as you call am

I no go come myself, na government I go send make dem come evacuate you dey way wey dem dey evacuate people from different country; you go tell me the thing wey dey that east wey you no fit siddon for Abuja

E no be any spiritual problem jare. You fit talk say the flood wey dey for Benin be spiritual problem but not the flood in lagos state

I happy say you call oyinbo land, you no call naija… na oyinbo land we dey? And even for that oyinbo wey corona dey kill dem anyhow, dem no get interstate travel ban

I even surprise say dem do the burial on time, I think say all these delay wey Abiola Ajimobi family dey announce go turn to family quarrel; you know as death of a family leader fit scatter the family way.

Oh. Na dey saga wey you dey talk be that? E get anybody for this country wey no know who Hushpuppi be or wey no know say dem don arrest en head for Dubai?

Na wa for you o. no be you no wan commot your house because of coronavirus? And even as government don talk say we fit commot house; you still no wan commot your house and vaccine trial mean say very soon coronavirus medicine go fall out and you go fit commot your house

No mind dem, you know how children and their mama be. Even me sef shock as I see say my pikin buy me something for father’s day; normally dem no dey even remember say something like father’s day even day sef.

You know wetin dey pain me pass? The fact say we get people wey get brain and plenty talent for this country and yet our government and some useless citizen dey destroy the effort of good people… dey give us international disgrace

In fact, as dem talk that review enh… me I come think say na to reduce the price; na em make me dey hail minister of power that time now because I think say dem wan do us good

Church on this particular Sunday was funny because… not the service itself but after the service; the part where you greet people and socialize before going home was very funny because now that I think about it, it felt like an intervention on its own. A mini intervention.

Yes now, as government don kukuma open everything for the economy; I don dey go shop everyday o. but I no dey go today

As you talk say inspector general of police no die, I think say the next thing go be say en don catch corona virus because I see news before I sleep last night say 22 doctors and 60 other health workers don catch corona virus for rivers state.

Na em show corona the road to abia state now. I hope say e no go turn into something else for am o; make e just receive treatment and heal fast fast

Nna enh, the thing wey I hear na say dem don discharge up to one hundred and one people; no be say e now be coronavirus free o

I know now, no be me and you discuss am that day. But wait first na kirikiri prison dem put orji uzor kalu? Na wa o I no know o