Browsing: Egbon and Mazi

And the police plus army show up well well. The wey dem take respond to catch the thieves increase the respect wey I get for them

Mazi, no ask that kind question o. you no know say with social media you fit carry your business go international… through social media you go meet all kinds of people from different parts of the world wey you fit sell market to

Na em I dey ask since. Say most of our Nigerian teacher no know anything; we dey harass government about our education system but the truth be say the teachers are the core of the education system

You no need to finish, I don complete the story for myself… no be the yahoo boy wey dem just arrest for impersonating the CBN governor?

Mazi, at least you get money to withdraw. People who no get money to withdraw nkor. Common thirty thousand naira some people never see; you know see as Ogun state worker wan start their own strike because their minimum wage never enter

You supposed know all these entertainer, na dem sabi lie pass anybody wey dey for this world. Entertainers and politicians, I no know who lie pass. You know this musician Duncan Mighty… wey sing that song wey you too like wan time

Dem don bring light for my side since… I know say the strike no go last now; which kind lie lie strike be that? The people wey dey do strike no dey use light for their house? Mtshw… maybe una transformer spoil

Honestly, na God save person. From now on before I answer phone call I go first check if any check point dey the area but I get one question ehn. Wetin concern my innocent phone call with army wey dey do en work for check point; my call no mean say dem no fit do their work

Make we leave am. You see say Lagos government dey work? Dem don lock twenty four pharmacies and patent medicine stores

See, e talk say dem don sentence Orji Uzo Kalu to 12 years imprisonment

I Agree, but I get one question. Why now? Are they trying to tell us that 100 fake professors have been working in the educational system for how many years and there are just finding that out? Is that NUC has not been doing its job before?

Egbon, you don talk am finish. You know say this corruption thing eh.. e no be only government, even citizens both rich and poor dey participate in corruption. You buy something for someone two hundred naira and you go and tell the person that you bought it five hundred naira… no be corruption?

See enh Egbon, I no fit talk this bill with you because for your mind the bill don pass but for my own mind the bill never pass and something can still be done about it. If Nigeria don tire you, you know say you fit relocate go Canada where you go dey trek well since you still no wan buy car because you like to dey trek

For every good news there are four bad news about this country. Okay, see now. Kano government is saying that it will not adhere to court ruling that the additional emirs created are not valid

Tor, we don see am now, en eye service don open en eye. Mazi, these yahoo boys get liver o. E get one wey still dey run things from prison

Do you need to ask me? Abi you should be asking me if I was able to differentiate between that match and Atlanta 1996. You no see as the match come dey look like old match? The picture quality was very poor

Mazi, why you dey talk as if you no dey this country? You never hear say government don ban keke?

How a whole Fashola go talk that kind nonsense, the Ajeokuta road wey I pass as I go Kaduna last week na dream?. Mazi, that road no be here oo

I am not saying that, what women don’t know is that they have had all the power since 19ogogoro. You think that if I do anything without telling my wife I will eat in the house that day?

What! Two million naira to release a police inspector? So what you are saying is that Nigerian kidnappers are more powerful than the Nigerian police

Okay, if police and ICPC fight general crime; doesn’t general crime also include financial crime? Isn’t that why SARS a department in police is looking for yahoo yahoo boys?