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Mazi, wetin you dey chop sef?
Na fried rice oo. The hunger wey worry me ehn. I no even know the time wey I reach here sit don start to dey chop sef
But na akpu you dey usually chop now. Wetin make you come dey chop fried rice today? Abi you dey celebrate sontin?
Egbon, why all these questions? E be like say you don hear sontin
I no hear anything oo. Abi the contract wey you dey expect don enter?
And you talk say you no know. E don enter now. Na this morning na im dem call me sef
Ahn ahn. Congratulations ooo. Abeg make I follow chop fried rice make we wash am
Order fried rice and any other thing you want, I’ll pay. You know we that are working hard for our money, na we suppose enjoy our money pass.
Mazi, you talk well. Us businessmen must stick together like bread and butter
Egbon, you have come again with your English, which one be bread and butter for this matter?
No, I’m serious. We businessmen must stick together; it will help us in the long run. Even the mothers of yahoo yahoo boys have started forming association.
Nna enh, I heard o. that they are forming the association in support of their sons because their sons catered for the family when no one did. But is that right?
Tor, if it’s your son, what will you do?
Egbon, if my own child chooses to bring shame to the family name by living a life of crime, I will let the justice system do what they want with him
Easier said than done
It’s not about that. Oh are you saying that you will support your son if he starts doing yahoo yahoo?
Absolutely not, I just try not to judge the actions of a parent that is trying to make the life of their child bearable
Egbon, please call a spade a spade and not a digging object. What is right is right and what is wrong is wrong. There is nothing like judgment there. Later now, you will come and tell me that kidnappers need love
Aaah Mazi, I will not start that argument with you today. But you know that the police inspector that was kidnapped has been released
That’s wonderful news. How did they catch the kidnappers?
Haha, please don’t make me laugh. Which catch? They paid two million naira ransom to release him and two others.
What! Two million naira to release a police inspector? So what you are saying is that Nigerian kidnappers are more powerful than the Nigerian police
Na you use your mouth talk am
You know what this has done? This has given more people the liver to join the kidnapping industry. How can a whole inspector in the police force be kidnapped and they did not raise hell and high water to catch the kidnappers instead they paid the ransom?
Jamb question. You are talking as if you haven’t been living in this country since. Ehen, did you read that the Lagos house of assembly has suspended the probe of Akinwumi Ambode indefinitely?
They should not suspend it now, let him scatter that house for them. I like Ambode he wasn’t going to let them pin him to the ground and do whatever they wanted with him.
Ambode that is a very tough man. He knows his rights oo. Filing a lawsuit against them was the best way for him to go.
Indeed. Let me go and pay for our food so that we can go
Okay. Thank you ooo Mazi