Nnamdi Kanu Na Prophet
Egbon: I like this News o, Chai, e look like say EFCC don wake up again
Mazi: Wake up kwa, no be who sleep dey wake up, EFCC bin dey sleep before?
Egbon: Ah, so you no see say EFCC dey sleep since, na now e look like say dem wan dey do wetin dem suppose do
Mazi: But wait o, why you talk say EFCC don dey wake up?
Egbon: Better question, make i give you better answer, i hear say the agency wan continue to dey torchlight Tinubu matter
Mazi: Ehn ehn, e look like say this gist go sweet for ear o, why dem wan torchlight him matter self
Egbon: According to the news wey i read, dem talk say Tinubu no waka straight on top the property wey him get when him bin governor
Mazi: Ohh, i don remember, say him no talk true ontop the things wey him get, but i bin dey think say dem don carry eye commot for the matter o
Egbon: Na why i talk am say EFCC don dey wake up be that, before before, e look like say na PDP politicians plus Yahoo yahoo boys the EFCC dey arrest
Nnamdi Kanu Na Prophet
Mazi: Make we wait see how the film go finish, but shey you know say Nnamdi Kanu Na prophet, that man dey see things
Egbon: Which Nnamdi Kanu o?
Mazi: The Kanu wey dey cal for Biafra now, you know why i talk say him be prophet
Egbon: I no know o, abeg yan me, why you talk say na prophet him be, him see vision for you?
Mazi: No be me him see prophet for o, i just dey reason the different different things wey that man don talk ontop Naija, e look like say the things don dey happen
Egbon: Hmm, and you sure say no be say the thing just happen by accident
Mazi: This wan no be accident o, make i give you one example
Egbon: Ok, i dey hear you, i wan know why you call that man prophet
Mazi: E get one time like that when him talk say government hand dey inside how some people dey Bomb, kill and kidnap people
Egbon: How that one con mean say him be prophet?
Mazi: I see one video where Fulani Herdsman talk say some people wey dey government dey support dem
Egbon: Na wa o, e possible make true dey inside that talk o, i don dey talk am say government no dey talk true,
Mazi: You no even see as some Governors dey talk like say dem dey support bandits
Egbon: Abi now, instead make dem join mouth talk say na bad thing the people dey do, dem dey defend dem
Mazi: And Gumi self dey talk say dem no be criminal, but wait o, those people wey dey sale foodstuff for North never carry their food go South-west?
Egbon: Dem no gree carry food enter south west o, one of dem even talk say e pay dem make the food rotten pass make dem carry am go south west
Mazi: Na wa o, but e no suppose be now, wetin con be the meaning of the one Nigeria wey we dey shout up and down
Egbon: Shebi i don talk am say make we no dey deceive ourselve ontop this one Nigeria something
Upcoming Bobrisky Are Risky
Mazi: But wait o, i no wan understand this Bobrisky matter again o, kai poverty na bastard
Egbon: Wetin him do again?
Mazi: No be this old woman wey dey beg Bobrisky say make him carry money give her pikin sake of say him draw Bobrisky Tattoo for body
Egbon: Kai, poverty no be better something o, so that woman dey support make her pikin draw Bobrisky Tattoo for body
Mazi: E never finish o, even if you see as the Boy dey do like say him don do apprentice for Bobrisky hand, you go dey surprise
Egbon: Oga o, these upcoming Bobrisky people go dey risky pass Bob himself abi na herself i go use
Mazi: My own na say, make poverty no reach our side o, na hustle sure pass, we go talk later now
Egbon: Ok, take care