The bearded man from Far East
Hairy in the chin as a dough rise in yeast
All facial hair reporting, moustaches are the least
Shave or no shave his beards increases
His hairs are so important as they fight diseases
All I want now is to meet this cute man from the East.
The bearded man is out of this world
There’s no missing strand in his hairy ward
What an oily beards yearning for a lovely word
Yes boss! He’s the captain of the covering war
One, two, three to thousand strands lines his jaw wall
Find him a beautiful woman, then he becomes her world.
The bearded man drives us crazy
His fashion sense is so tight, we call him dandy
When it comes to sweetness, he’s our candy
Beards for warmth therefore he can’t be shaky
We all love to be involved in deals that aren’t shady
Lord! Give us an adorable man like him that drives us crazy we pray.
Here comes the bearded man that is much talked about
Moustaches rounded his mouth like a roundabout
Shiny-long-strands of hair make men take a bow
Its oily scents make women say al-Akbar
If only for this reason I would be called to the bar
Then I would like to meet the bearded man that is much talked about.