Egbon and Mazi, Pidgin News
Marriage Na Scam?
Mazi: Hmmm, you see for this life ehn (cut in
Egbon: Laugh, anytime you talk like this i know say your eyes don see something be that, naa wetin you see this time o?
Mazi: You suppose know say my mouth no go talk if my eyes no see, this one wey con dey ground now, naa my ear hear am no be my eyes
Egbon: Whether naa your eye abi naa your ear o, yaan me make i hear the thing wey dey happen
Mazi: My brother, person wey marry better wife or husband suppose dey always thank Baba Godey o
Egbon: Hmmm, no be lie, naa Big Gbosa person wey marry well suppose dey carry give Baba God, but wait o, why you talk so?
Mazi: Naa the things wey i dey hear ontop how plenty man and woman dey get problem for inside their marriage make me talk so o
Egbon: Some people don even conclude say Marriage na scam, say no be something wey people suppose carry for head
Mazi: Marriage na scam, keh, naa only people wey marry wrong woman or man dey see the thing like say naa scam
Egbon: No be lie, because plenty people dey enjoy dem marriage, even though dem fit get small challenge, but no be to con talk say marriage an scam
Mazi: Shey you don hear the thing wey dem talk say Apostle Suleman do?
Egbon: Rara o, i never hear am, wetin him do?
Mazi: Dem talk say him dey do plo plo with one woman webi pastor wife, naa the pastor con go report the matter give police people
Egbon: Ehn ehn, that one naa serious matter o, Apostle dey do plo plo with pastor wife, na why some people dey say Marriage Na Scam
Mazi: Naso the thing take shock meself, but the Apostle don talk say make people no believe the tory say no be true (read more here)
Egbon: Plenty things dey happen for this life sha
Mazi: The things wey dey happen over plenty self, con full mouth join
Orlu Massacre
Egbon: God dey see everybody mind sha, shey you don see the thing wey happen for Orlu for Imo state?
Mazi: I hear say soldier kill like 5 people for the area, say the thing con turn yam pepper scatter scatter
Egbon: This killing killing wey dey happen everyday no be better something o, blood just dey flow anyhow for the country
Mazi: The thing dey somehow o, make Baba God dey keep us, i even hear say one Man for North talk say him wan born 40 pikin
Egbon: Forty wetin ?
Mazi: Forty pikin, him talk say naa since him dey small, him don get am for mind say him go born plenty pikin
Egbon: Laugh, nawa o, na how many him don born like this
Mazi: Him don born 13 and still get am for mind say him go complete the thing wey him start, I even hear say naa four wives him get
Egbon: This matter funny me somehow and i no con still see am as something wey dey funny, why person go born plenty pikin like that
Mazi: And naa Carpenter him dey do o, him con talk say naa Baba God go care for the pikin, so you self fit copy am, born like 30
Egbon: Copy ko, copy cat ni
Mazi: No fear, Baba Godey go care for the pikin, i hear am for news say some people go burn this man house for Ibadan
Egbon: Sunday Igboho, naso me self hear am o, you remember say na him talk say make Fulani wey dey carry cow do business commot for Ibarapa
Mazi: I remember well, i hope say this one wey happen now no go turn another something o, make i con dey waka
Egbon: I hope so too, we go talk later now