I Am Sure I Gave Birth To My Husband

My Husband

I am not confused, I am sure I gave birth to my husband and I can even say that anywhere and to anyone who cares or does not care.

Love is sweet and I have enough of it to go round even after loving my husband, I mean the husband I gave birth to.

If you’re pretty familiar with sayings like “Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old, he won’t depart from it,” and “What a man can do, a woman can do better,” and you strongly apply them often when trying to make a point as a woman, then you would enjoy this. Men too.

There are actually a lot of similarities between men and babies.

I am a loving wife and a doting mother, and hey, if you can put up with a man, you can raise a baby! After all, they (Men and Babies) are not that much different. I apologise for that statement Sir, but not really. Here’s why:

-THEY BOTH NEED ME

I have admiration for my husband, and I always try to make myself available for him. In like manner, my baby needs me too. In fact, they both just can’t do without me. They need my body to fulfil their different needs.

-BOTH ARE DEMANDING.

Here, I mean extremely demanding. They want it all done their ways and immediately too, no excuse. This could just be exhausting!

-BOTH ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND.

They want you here and there, switching their moods every now and then, expecting you to know what to do. You could drive yourself mad trying to make sense of their antics. But naturally, you would ultimately figure out their verbal and body language.

-THEY BOTH WANT CONSTANT TOUCH FROM ME

Expressing affection through touching, goes a long way relaxing and calming both guys, that is, men and babies. They cherish that moment a lot.

-BOTH LOVE ME

That’s all that matters. Because of my importance in their lives, they love me immensely.

See, men are undeniable amazing people. But if you ask me , my husband is the most amazing of them all. Some of them know how to treat a woman right.

They know how to pamper us, they are the ones that make us cry and make us laugh. They are important people to have around, otherwise God wouldn’t have created them in the first place.

Men have great responsibilities, they provide for the family, as well as love their wives, who are their help mates. My husband makes my world go round and that is why I am proud I gave birth to him. Though they say it’s a woman’s world. But it revolves around the man too.

I never knew I would need to put in extra effort to look good, cook … for my husband, since he behaves as if he is a baby and that I gave birth to him. Yet I do all of these in a bid to keep his heart.

I have heard women complain that their husbands behave like a child, but they still enjoy what they complain about.

Yes they would enjoy it because we need them to satisfy us emotionally. Not every lady can live a whole life time without having a man in her life. When you have the right guy in your life, you’re always glowing and full of life and enthusiasm.
You see?

There are a lot of things you can learn about men by observing toddlers.

I practically dress my husband for work, the way I would my baby; cook his meal, do his laundry, and all of those stuff.
He’s my baby, I gave birth to him! Yes, I gave birth to my husband.