Mazi, what is this thing you are wearing? A sweater? For this shenkele weather? Na wa o.
Bia Egbon Jimoh, take your yeye eyes off my body o. The rain that fell last night didn’t reach your house?
Haha! I did not notice the rain sef. I was warm throughout if you know what I mean. Hehe.
How will you not be? When they have used public holiday to perforate this month like abacha sieve?
Mazi, why does public holiday bother you? Will you not be paid by month end? See me see free time.
Ehen, Egbon, by the way, what do you think about this National Assembly election thing? Do you see what they are doing to my people? No single position o. Ndume lost the election. South-south got Omo-Agege. Even Ekweremadu said he did not contest to win. Can you imagine?
Shebi I told you before? You are not part of the ruling party. My people know how to play safe. We have Gbajabiamila; we have Osinbajo. We even have an Abiola National Stadium in Abuja. This Next Level is sweet nitori olorun! But baba OBJ was busy fighting for you people, not so?
You and your people are not even sure about what you want sef. Wole Soyinka is against it. Fayose supports it. Obasanjo is against it. Abiola’s son was complaining about how Nigeria is worse than in 1993. You have shoes, you are crying for socks. We that don’t have common slippers nko?
Ah! Mazi, shoe ke, you be Goodluck Jonathan ni? No make me laugh abeg. Na those people sabi o. We MKO stadium is MKO stadium. Maybe they will soon change the Abuja Airport too. Hahaha.
You are not serious, eziokwu. What will now happen to Nnamdi Azikiwe that it is named after?
Haha. Okorocha will erect a statue for him nau. That your kinsman is very funny, I heard court ordered INEC to issue him a certificate of return. Maybe now he’ll sponsor his son into NASS when he finally decides to retire from this new retirement. Or he’ll make statue erection a constituency project. Aye mi oo. Nigeria is funny o.
That man is not a serious person biko. Speaking of sponsoring sons into political positions, did you hear about former Abia governor and his son emerging Speaker in the state?
Your people have started taking hereditary leadership more seriously than my people. We’ll start to look for a new name for that system of government. Hehe. Ehen, you see wetin our girls do South Korea?
After Norway knack us 3 – 0 okwaya? Only God knows what will happen with France. But the Super Falcons are doing much better than the Eagles and Eaglets that have now become mere chickens or is it guinea fowl? I hope they don’t go and disgrace us as usual at the AFCON 2019. Ah! Anytime I remember the time of Kanu Nwankwo, Okocha, and Amokachi, I don’t know what to say with what we have now.
Na true you talk. We should just keep supporting them. We don’t have any other choice. But na so Naija be now, wetin we go do?
Anyway, Egbon Jimoh, time don use style go small. Let me return to the house before my madam go start to dey vex. The weather is cold, too, you know.
Hahaha. Mazi! I think say you no know how e dey go. I go stay here for some time, food never done. See you next time, my friend. Mama Fejiro, bring me another bottle abeg.
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