Asari

I’m Asari (Episode 59): Truth Or Dare, The Truth Is That I Fvcked Up

Ashezi, Lota and I were invited for a game night by an acquaintance of ours; her name is Linda and… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 51): The Past Week Brought Something

This past week, I just wanted to leave the house for change and not be left at home by everyone… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 48): An Intervention For Asari

Church on this particular Sunday was funny because… not the service itself but after the service; the part where you… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 47): How I Fought For My Apology

The next day, I decided that instead of inviting Lota to come out with me, I was going to invite… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 44): The Bad Thing About Having a Good Friend

After thirty minutes of my morning routine, I decided to go out of my room in search of my friend… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 43): Turns out Lagos wasn’t so good for Lota

After the rooftop incident, I don’t think I left the hotel room to anywhere apart from the hotel gym… yes,… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 42): Rooftop Tears

“But this is still bad, we were supposed to be the ones babysitting Lota and making sure that this didn’t… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 41): The Four Points of Drunkenness

“At this point, I may end up marrying your brother” Lota yelled into my ears. We were at an exclusive… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 40): Lota, What’s a Towel Got to do With It

As I rushed into my clothes to the house I wondered what could have gone wrong; did she find him… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 39): Quit Your Job and Get an Intervention

I didn’t want to tell her that I wanted to pursue a career as a television personality; I mean she… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 38): When Anxiety Talks, Listen

Of course, I didn’t go back to where I was coming from; I went to my desk and waited for… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 37): Mr. Balami was not the Same Person

“They call you Mr. Balami here?” I asked when the call was over. He looked at me and shrugged “It’s… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 36): Abdul Didn’t Show

When I entered my room, the whole conversation felt surreal; like it didn’t happen but it did. So Abdul didn’t… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 35): I Wanted Abdul But Kate Showed up Instead

Anyway, here I was in my room resisting myself from calling Abdul to find out if he actually went through… Read More

4 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 34): Asari, I can’t Marry Kate

There was a moment of silence “why do you like playing with my emotions, why are you so fucking mean?”… Read More

5 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 33): The Wedding was not the Bomb

I wondered what he came to tell her that he couldn’t discuss with her on the phone but I ignored… Read More

5 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 32): Adesiji is the Criminal but I was the Sad One

The moment I heard the words “the accused has been found guilty as charged” my heart went into a rampage,… Read More

5 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 31): The Ambition to be Ambitious Again

Things like “Am I ever going to achieve my goals and ambitions in life?” “I hate my job” or “I’ll… Read More

5 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 30): The First Step to Happiness is in your Phone

As I put the phone back to face my wine, my phone started ringing again and it was him. I… Read More

5 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 29): When Twitter Makes You Insane, Who Do You Block?

One of the toughest things I’ve ever had to do in my life was sit in the same car with… Read More

5 years ago

I’m Asari (Episode 28): Rules Don’t Care About Us

I used to think that life is or was supposed to be straight forward; all I had to do was… Read More

5 years ago