i’m in a shop trying to look for something that’s not
MADE IN CHINA
but everywhere i turn i find something that’s
MADE IN CHINA
from toothpaste to the wig on the attendants head, it’s all
MADE IN CHINA
i stomp out and head to the restaurant to eat something that’s not
MADE IN CHINA
for all i need is fufu and soup but all they have is food that’s
MADE IN CHINA
i stomp right out and get splashed all over by a car that’s
MADE IN CHINA
i head home and change into clothes that unsurprisingly were
MADE IN CHINA
and as i sit in front of a computer that was (you guessed right)
MADE IN CHINA
i conclude that God created heaven and earth and every other thing was
MADE IN CHINA.