Hello Side Chicks How is The Lockdown?

Side Chick

Let me introduce you to a side chick, please don’t think about it because I am not one. I am only an innocent girl with the tedious task of doing an introduction.

Anyways, a Side Chick is a lady in junior class to a Baby Mama. Let me make it simple, a Baby Mama a senior to a Side Chick in the cheating world. So when a Side Chick graduates, she becomes a Baby Mama.

So simply put, a Side Chick is a lady who knows her Boo has an official Bea but does not mind hanging on to make her Boo happy when he sneaks out.

When you see a married woman, say ” women are the worst enemies of women”, she is referring to her husband’s Side Chick, so if you are not one you have nothing to fear when she prays that God should kill all her enemies.

Side chicks are one of the main reasons men have an unthinkable password on their phones, laptops, suitcases even their minds because some women can read minds thousands of miles away.

Some sit-at-home wives are gainfully employed detectives, and you can’t beat their skills when it comes to detecting lies and the fingerprints on their husbands’ skin.

When you hear names like a Side Dish, mistress, Homewrecker, Thirsty Bird, please advice yourself and keep walking, no waiting, no loitering, run faster.

Side Chick’s Defence

Wait, don’t hate them yet, so many reasons have been given for some ladies deciding to be a Side Chick of a Thirsty Bird. Some say

1. Good things are not for just one person
2. It is a good source of income; it is not same as arm robbery anyway
3. It is a symbiotic relationship
4. Use what you have to get what you need
5. Some housewives are careless while some are not good enough
6. She is just another helper who should be appreciated after all

Pick any of those, but it does not cancel the fact that so many ladies have had their fingers burnt doing this.

You will remember the drama the ensued between an angry woman who could not take it anymore but had to confront the lady she allegedly says is her husband’s Side Dish at the Ikeja City Mall.

You can feel the woman’s heartbeat as she went on a rampage and flung the alleged Side Dish’s wig, while repeatedly calling her husband Snatcher.

Also earlier this year, the video of a Side Chick being harassed by a woman at a supermarket went viral on the social media. The woman confronted the lady with questions about why she wants to destroy her home and why she chose to please her husband in bed.

Some of these scenarios played out with a lot of heartbreaks, but these might be on a drastic reduction considering the lockdown. With security agents on a lockdown compliance duties, you don’t want to sneak out to see a Side Chick.

Regrettably, a man was said to have contracted Coronavirus while in his SIde Chicks house, but how do you get that and infect your innocent wife and children?

But since the lockdown, housewives have been able to enjoy their husbands, and children get to see their fathers more. Many of the men who could not control their appetite have painfully resulted in beating their wives. They can’t just wait to get out of the lockdown imprisonment to see their Side Chicks.

As prayers are offered for the Coronavirus pandemic to be over so that the lockdown can be over, many women are sacred of these prayers being answered.

So as they are also praying against the Coronavirus, they are also praying against their husbands’ Side Chick and enemies of their happy homes.

Side Dishes, run for your lives.