Egbon, abeg wetin be scrabble?
Ermmm, scrabble is a game where you create words on a board with the letters on the board. The board is somehow like Ludo. Wetin happen? Government played scrabble?
See oo. The Nigerian National Scrabble team won the first position in the world scrabble game
Ahn ahn, that’s wonderful news. At least Nigeria is known for something good.
Nigerians are very kind and intelligent people, it’s just that we focus more on the bad things about this country. Even some people in government are doing right by our people
Like who?
Wike now. Didn’t you hear what he did for the family of that murdered lecturer? The lecturer was killed during the elections.
Please, what did he do?
He set up fifty million naira scholarship fund for each of his four children
Are you serious? That’s very noble of him. The widow of that man will be very grateful. At least the money no be audio money and speaking of audio money, did you hear about the 4 billion naira ghost money government allocated for transportation projects under NIWA?
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My brother, who did not hear the news. You see ehn, in this country na look we just dey look all these so-called leaders. How can a whole 4 billion be appointed for non-existing projects and no one thought to even check and see if these projects have even commenced
It’s not as if they are just allocating the 4 billion naira o. in 2018 they allocated 2.2 billion for said projects… nothing, this year they also allocated another 1 billion naira to continue the non-existing projects and still… nothing
Nawa o. If this is not a criminal case then what is it? No be thief thief dem thief all this money. I have been saying this thing since that money is not our problem. See, we have the money to develop this country to grade 1 development but the ekwensu leaders we have will not allow us to be great. Okay, this money they have been allocating to non-existing projects; where has it actually been going to? Because the money will go somewhere now
If you ask me, who will I ask? It’s only God that will help us in this country. Mazi, e be like say dem done close your church o
Abeg, Egbon no find my trouble
Look now, I’m not joking. They close the church because you people put your speakers outside and you are disturbing the neighborhood of Nnewi
Make I see. Mtshw. Who tell you say na my church be this? No find my trouble ooo
Na play I dey play with you now. Dem no fit follow you play again. See as you dey vex like say you be the pastor of the church wey dem close
No be church matter dey vex me sef. Na my wife dey vex me
Wetin happen?
Ever since I told her about that shop in Onitsha fire, she has refused to make ofe nsala for me
Don’t worry she will come around
Come around where somebody that is always quarreling me at every chance she gets
Be patient now. You know that you lied to her. Next time don’t lie
Bia bia bia, whose side are you on?
I’m on your side now. That is why I am telling you the truth. Ndo
Who taught you that one?
Aaaah. I’m learning Ibo ooo. Very soon I will be able to speak more than you
Impossible
Watch and see. Let me go. I want to see someone briefly
Okay, if it’s business don’t forget me oo
Moti gbor